Donations

If you actually want to give me something, I guess I probably won't refuse. But this page is really humor (lest I start actually getting severed body parts in the mail!).

Sponsorship Levels

Patron

As below, including a video of the process (or performed live!)

Sponsor

As below, hands still attached at home row positions (up to the wrist preferred). Proper taxidermy is required!

Supporter

One Spammer's Keyboard

Contributor

$5, some gum, backup MX service, pretty much whatever :-)